http://the-euglassia-watsonia.tumblr.com/post/92685587775/tehjai-steel-plated-hearts-a-kid-at

tehjai:

steel-plated-hearts:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was…

Captain Adorable (◕‿◕✿)

mudblood228:

quinoaok:

friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing”

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"dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you"

o-my-boys:

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

mariethelibrarian:

booknerdjenny:

The second i step into a book store i seem to forget that I’m broke and that I have no money  

If its any consolation I do this too.

bitchylesbian:

I preach body positivity all the fucking time but when it comes to liking my own body I’m shit

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

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